See my witty submission to Project Forgiveness, an initiative of the National Jewish Outreach Program. For more information, check out projectforgiveness.blogspot.com. (Hey, we all have something to be sorry about. YOU KNOW who I am talking to. Yes, YOU.)
Photo credits: Some man's daughter.
August 14, 2008
I'm sorry to Jennifer, Brad, Angelina, et al.I'm sorry for my fascination with your lives, when they really are just that, YOUR lives and not anyone else's business.Whether you swap BFs or BFFs, shave your head, refuse to wear underwear, or get arrested for DUI, it's your prerogative.
I'm sorry that the minutia of your daily existence pervades my weekend reading, and that the horrible paparazzo shot (sans makeup) makes me feel better on my darkest day. I'm sorry that I'm addicted to your melodramas like a couch potato to a bad soap opera. I'll try to understand that celebrities are real people too.
I'm sorry to Jennifer, Brad, Angelina, et al.I'm sorry for my fascination with your lives, when they really are just that, YOUR lives and not anyone else's business.Whether you swap BFs or BFFs, shave your head, refuse to wear underwear, or get arrested for DUI, it's your prerogative.
I'm sorry that the minutia of your daily existence pervades my weekend reading, and that the horrible paparazzo shot (sans makeup) makes me feel better on my darkest day. I'm sorry that I'm addicted to your melodramas like a couch potato to a bad soap opera. I'll try to understand that celebrities are real people too.
Whoops, I did it again - I bought US Weekly.
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